Are you stuck for ideas as to what to get that 'someone special' for Christmas? You came to the right place. In fact, our bags of Horsie Delights® are flying off the shelf.
Seriously folks, people give their bosses, spouses, friends, and family Horsie Delights® as gag gifts. One lady told me, "I've always wanted to give my husband a bag of shit for Christmas." She bought a bag for $7.00!
For serious gardeners, the patented de-hydrating process we use, makes Horsie Delights® the perfect gift for those who want to keep their indoor house plants perky over the cold winter months. I use them on my indoor plants, and they flourish.
Horsie Delights® is 100% organic. The bag is the size of a standard lunch bag and only cost $7.00/bag, which includes tax, shipping, and handling. Laughter is free.
If you're interested, I'll send you a bag. For a lot laughs, healthy plants, and a truly unique Christmas gift, buy a bag of Horsie Delights® while they last. We even have sweatshirts with our infamous logo. The cuddly, long sleeve, sweatshirts are $25.00 which includes tax, shipping, and handling.
As soon as I figure out how to put Pay Pal on this blog, we're in business. Until then, I accept personal checks by snail mail.
Happy Holidays from the Horsie Delights staff, especially our manufacturing team.
Seriously folks, people give their bosses, spouses, friends, and family Horsie Delights® as gag gifts. One lady told me, "I've always wanted to give my husband a bag of shit for Christmas." She bought a bag for $7.00!
For serious gardeners, the patented de-hydrating process we use, makes Horsie Delights® the perfect gift for those who want to keep their indoor house plants perky over the cold winter months. I use them on my indoor plants, and they flourish.
Horsie Delights® is 100% organic. The bag is the size of a standard lunch bag and only cost $7.00/bag, which includes tax, shipping, and handling. Laughter is free.
If you're interested, I'll send you a bag. For a lot laughs, healthy plants, and a truly unique Christmas gift, buy a bag of Horsie Delights® while they last. We even have sweatshirts with our infamous logo. The cuddly, long sleeve, sweatshirts are $25.00 which includes tax, shipping, and handling.
As soon as I figure out how to put Pay Pal on this blog, we're in business. Until then, I accept personal checks by snail mail.
Happy Holidays from the Horsie Delights staff, especially our manufacturing team.
2 comments:
Where have you been all my life?? ROFL!!!...yet again. Oh dang, you are a serious riot! You are sooooo much FUN!!!! I envy the people in your life....or else pity them!!! LOLOLOL!!!
I loved this line: "...The bag is the size of a standard lunch bag..."
Ooooh the layers of juicy humor here!! Again I wish you could hear me right now. :) :)
If I had more time I would LOVE to do a humor blog. Although my blog is Nature and I suppose spiritual and environmentally based --- I LOVE LOVE LOVE humor. My husband and I laugh our guts out every single day. Two minutes in the car to go to the grocery store and we are in hysterics. Couldn't live with out.
I sure hope the people in your life appreciate you and see how truly unique and gifted you are. Because you are a GEM!
Thanks again my friend for making me laugh and breathe. Too many serious people in the world.
Hugs,
Robin
PS I once covered moose droppings with chocolate LOL and gave them to someone who I "thought" had a sense of humor...and also LOVED chocolate. And although I ALSO included a really expensive box of "normal" chocolates in the package, they did NOT appreciate my humor. And I'm a really kind person. I don't make cruel jokes or jokes at someone else's expense. I even told them that the first box of chocolates (the "moose doo doo" ones) had to cut in half before tasting.
LOL! :) That is was part of a Austrian tradition which released the flavor. :)
And this person tended to play "nasty" jokes on other people all the time. SOOO, I bless you for living and being who you REALLY are. It is appreciated here.
Robin, you always make me feel so-o-o good. Glad I could make you laugh. Hugs!
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