Thursday, November 13, 2008

Bail Me Out


You know what? The $780 billion bailout bonanza is a bust! That money could've been used much more effectively to bolster the economy. Every American should have been given $300,000 instead.

Yup, that's right. $780 billion equates to $300,000 for each family in the U.S. We would be able to pay off our homes, credit cards, and have enough health insurance to take care of everyone.

With the holidays coming I'd be able to buy some really nice gifts for my family, further boosting our economy. As usual, Uncle Sam bailed out the wrong people. He should've asked me what to do.

2 comments:

Gentledove said...

It is quite an amazing twist on F.D.R.s policy of reflating the economy by investing in the superstructure thus creating jobs. Britain is doing the same thing. It's an amazing gamble.

Pam said...

It didn't work before and it won't work now. History does indeed repeat itself. We vote these people into office, why are we not polled for our thoughts and ideas?