Sunday, November 20, 2011

Horse Pucky Advice: Nude Beach or Not

Dear Horse Pucky,

We have been invited to go to a resort in the Caribbean that has nude beaches only. My spouse and I aren't exactly in the greatest shape and are embarrassed to expose our never-seen-in-public-parts to the rest of the world. We don't want to be stick-in-the-muds or seem boorish. What should we do?

~Flabby and Conservative

Dear F & C,

Let it all hang out and be sure to bring lots of sunscreen. It's a great incentive to get in shape together.

10 comments:

Ev Newton (Newt) said...

If this resort has "nude beaches only," one wonders what the breakfast bar is like.

On second thought, I guess that does not bear much contemplation at all. Sorry I mentioned it.

Randy Johnson said...

Contrary to popular belief, clothing optional beaches are not populated by aesthetically beautiful people. They are populated by free spirited people. There is no correlation between the two. My advice is: Hit the beach with your swimsuit on. Within thirty minutes you’ll feel so embarrassed by the swimsuit that you’ll have to remove it to feel normal. Enjoy (and don’t forget the sunscreen!)

Pamela Beers. said...

Ev, I could be really crude, but I don't think I need to be. It has to do with Ritz crackers and eggs.

Randy, I totally agree. It's all a state of mind. It is embarrassing to wear a swim suit to these beaches. At least that's what they tell me.

lightly said...

alaska here i come

Pamela Beers. said...

BTW lightly, there are also nude beaches in Alaska. You have to belong to the Polar Bear Club. Or is it Polar Bare Club? I forgot.

It's all about being a free spirit. Yippee!

Randy Johnson said...

Regardless of how you spell it (bear or bare) a guy really has to feel secure with himself to run around nude in a cold climate... oops that was probably too much information.

lightly said...

you really don't want to witness that,
buddha and i attend the same fitness club

Pamela Beers. said...

We all know what really cold weather does to various body parts of both genders. ;)

Buddha bodies can romp in the altogether no matter what the weather. It's that free spirit thing again.

itsmecissy said...

I'm going to Alaska with lightly...

Pamela Beers. said...

Itsme, I have a Polar Bare club card you and lightly can borrow.