Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Horse Pucky Invention







Yesterday I talked about my new invention for horse pucky. Today I'll tell you what it is.

I figured out I can take frozen horse pucky and spray paint it with two different colors of flourescent paint; bright pink for the ladies, and neon yellow for the guys. "Why", you ask? So that you can see them in the snow when you play golf in the winter. Think about it. It's a win-win situation.

The golf courses can stay open during the winter months, employees can enjoy full pay insead of collecting unemployment, and golfers can still play golf. At the end of 18 holes the golfers can throw their horse pucky golf balls out onto the fairway. When the horse pucky defrosts in the spring, the course is automatically and organically fertilized, saving money for expensive fertilizers and the greens keepers oodles of time.

Pro shops can sell frozen horse pucky in recycled egg cartons; one dozen for the ladies in hot pink and one dozen for the gents in neon yellow. Storage is easy. They can be kept in a tool shed so they don't defrost.

So far there are two interested buyers. This could change the whole concept of the golfing industry as we know it. Next...winter polo!

2 comments:

Lulubelle B said...

Hi Pam -

Thanks for the visit and the comments. Like your blog and your humor. How's the winter this year? I went to school in Buffalo...a bit extreme for my taste.

Best wishes for a healthy, happy New Year.

- Lulu

Sharon Soileau said...

Hi Pam,
Thanks for the comment on my blog. It would be so nice if all equine owners could truly understand and appreciate the beauty and intelligence of these awesome animals.
Loved your idea for organic golfing!

Sharon