Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Sex Pills

I gotta tell you, if I get one more email pushing sex pills, I'm gonna SCREAM! The emails are telling me I can get the pills at an 80% discount from somewhere in East Slobvia. Don't people have anything better to do than send out those stupid emails?! It's probably Dick Cheney who's doing it.

Next time, and it'll probably be tomorrow because I get those blasted emails every day, I'm going to reply with an interesting return email. I may even call Andy Rooney.

My next action plan will be to send the sex pill perpetrator a bag of horse pucky.

2 comments:

Randy Johnson said...

Sounds like it's time to adjust your spam settings. I have a shadow email account that I use anytime I'm forced to enter an email address but would prefer not to. I bet that account has mountains of sex pill offers in its inbox, but I never get them in my regular email. Good luck Pam!

PS. I like the way you blame Dick Cheney for everything. When referring to Dick I always say "The only reason he's still alive is because the devil's still digging! There's no pit deep enough yet to toss that guy into." My wife says that’s a terrible thing to say, but I believe it’s true. I wonder what Andy Roony would think?

Pam said...

I have to be honest. I checked my spam folder out of curiosity. It's unbelievable the garbage that's in there. As for Dick Cheney...he belongs in a can of spam.

Thanks for stopping by and commenting, Randy. It's great to hear from you.