After reading a couple of rhymes, my brain started reworking the rhymes into kooky, political flights of fancy. In other words adult ADHD kicked in, and Humpty Dumpty got turned into a political parody of sorts.
If you want to read on, do so at your own risk.
Now Humpty makes money using fence sitting tactics,
I told you to read this at your own risk. I hope you've stopped groaning.