Saturday, August 28, 2010

Beam Me Up!

I really can't believe it! Ex-madam, Kristin Davis is going to run for governor of New York State. She's being supported by GOP, Roger Stone, a former Nixon, Reagan, Bush, operative and he's totally serious about getting the Manhattan Madam on the ballot.

In order to start the ball rolling, 15,0000 signatures are needed to get Kristin on the ballot. Stone's plan is to hire four penthouse "pets" properly attired, make them notaries, then have them collect signatures at Grand Central Station during rush hour. It's brilliant, I tell ya!

Kristin is pretty cagey when it comes to money matters. Her platform will be to legalize prostitution and marijuana which will close New York State's $2.5 billion budget gap. Another outstanding idea!

The truth of the matter is...it may just work. In case you are wondering...Kristin's picture is below.

Personally, I think there'll be a lot of guys moving to New York State in the not-too-distant-future. Especially if she's elected Governor.

12 comments:

lightly said...

well she got my vote

Pam said...

I knew I could count on you, lightly! What a guy!

Anonymous said...

Good News!

Kristin Davis filed 23,000 signatures and is now on the ballot
as a PROTEST candidate.

" Tax Pot not people" says Davis.

go to www.kristindavis2010.com

to learn more !

Robert Crane said...

i don't say this often but when i do, it is always for good reason. a sincere expression of my man thoughts if you will.

"va va voom!"

she gets to big votes from me!

(i know, i know, i know. i'm a little man.)

Randy Johnson said...

Just from the photo you can tell she has a lot of support from both the left and the right. Her campaign chest is more than full enough to promote her views, and I’m sure donors will be more than willing to keep tucking 5’s and 10’s in it right up until election time (or as my Japanese friend likes to say “erection time.”) Personally, I think she’s a breath of fresh air. I mean it’s about time a stuffed shirt politician was willing to state the obvious and suggest that we legalize our victimless vices, and collect taxes from them instead of spending our hard earned tax dollars to fight them.

By the way ...she's no dummy! She's eminently more qualified than many governors (e’hem, Arnold for one) who are already in office, and you know we've have bigger boobs in the senate for years, so what's the big deal? Seriously, I hope her legalization and equality message catch on …It’s about time!

Pam said...

Kristin is very smart. The more I read about her, the better I like her. I'm voting for her. Seriously.

I like her platform beause she takes both prostitution and marijuana off the street.

People are gong to partake in both vices whether it's legal or not. NY state may as well use both to increase revenue and clean up our streets.

Randy Johnson said...

Good for you Pam! I hope a lot of New Yorker’s join you in your bold common sense choice.
…and if Kristin doesn’t make it as Governor (or even better if she does,) I bet she’d make a great Snow White! …you know, in the “unexpurgated version.”

Pam said...

Randy, Randy, Randy. Snow White is a metaphor for all that is pure and innocent. But, you did say the unexpurgated verson. Okay then, that's all right.

Bobby, Bobby, Booby, oops, I mean Bobby. You can only vote once.

itsmecissy said...

I hope she never has to put her head down, her enire face would be swallowed up.

Pam said...

Itsme, that's what happened to NY Governor Elliot Spitzer. His head got buried in her campaign chest.

lightly said...

i just noticed, she has blond hair.
talk about being pre occupied.

Pam said...

lightly, I'm LOL! Figures, you'd just notice Kristin has blond hair.