Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Horse Hair in Your Underwear

My new business is called Itch This, or IT for short. It's become quite popular.

The premise for the business is "payback" to husbands who are unkind and just plain disrespectful to their wives. Here's how it works: I get a call from the wife who is a victim of rudeness. The teary-eyed spouse then puts her husband's underwear in a plastic bag and delivers the bag to my house. My task is to launder the undergarments (boxers, briefs, tee shirts) in a special washing machine designed for dirty, hairy, horse blankets.

Everything (underwear and horse blankets) are washed together, then dried, folded and put into clean garment bags. It's a win-win situation. My horse blankets get cleaned, and the dispirited wife gets retribution along with a few good horse laughs.

The only one who has a problem is the boorish husband who can't figure out why he keeps itching uncontrollably all day.


lightly said...

woman (pam) are you trying to be stupid here,
men normally scratch there, all you are doing is giving them a valid reason to scratch.
men have no souls we will just go commando.
and who suffers the most when the husband pulls out the boys and says to the wife "do these look red to you"

Randy Johnson said...

Horse hair in your underwear? I thought you said whore’s hair in your underwear. Well in that case I’m gonna have to rethink my comment.

Pamela Beers. said...

lightly, that's my point exactly...the rude husbands get to sing Jerry Lee Lewis' song, "Great Ball of Fire."

As for you, Randy, please don't give lightly any more food for thought. Although, your comment made me laugh myself silly.