Monday, January 16, 2012

Wanted: For Pond Abandonment

Bob Crane
If you see this guy let me know. He's the creator of Cranelegs Pond and he's wanted for reckless abandonment.

It's a bad idea to rile the Horse Pucky Queen, Robert, so I'm sending out an a.p.b. for you. 

Y'all know how to get in touch with me.

We miss you, Bobby.


lightly said...

yes bob needs to get back to his seat by the pond, because mr randy is starting to pick up that bad habit

Pamela Beers. said...

I love hearing from you, lightly.

There's a remote possibility that Randy is stuck in a snow bank. Seattle has been bombarded with snow.

Haven't heard from itsme lately, either.

itsmecissy said...

I'm here! It just started raining and I'm daydreaming from my office (4pm Thursday).

My niece in Beaverton/Portland, facebooked that it's been snowing there too. Sent a great picture of our new munchkin's first snow (maybe I can post it to my blog). I hear Seattle is bad with ice. Hope Randy is OK too.

itsmecissy said...

Apparently bob's been tweeting, last one was January 16th so he's still breathing. Guess he loves being a twit more than he loves us, sniff.

Pamela Beers. said...

Yippee! Hi itsme. Glad to hear from you. Looking forward to some of your wonderful blog posts.

Pamela Beers. said...

Bob is looking to bet published. Twitter apparantly has a bigger audience, with more opportunity.

At least he's writing every day.

We all have to keep the momentum going. Bobby'll be back.

lightly said...

me: hello can i speak with bob
mrs bob: he is being a twit on the computer let me call him
bob: hello what you want, can't you see i busy being a twit.
me: i looking for mr randy
bob: you mean the idiot in seattle who lost his camera
me: yes that one
bob: last i heard an ass kicked him in the , oh nvm
me: the lady with the good drinking name is looking for you and the ass
bob: tell her to twit the crane with the legs and i will respond
me: publish any books lately
bob: why don't you just %$#^# off
me: ooops hit a nerve did i
mrs bob: you idiot, i will never get him out the house now.
me: i got a lamb chop if you want to borrow it.

Pamela Beers. said...

This is excellent, lightly. You really have quite a talent.

I may twitter the twit and let you know what's going on.

Randy Johnson said...

Our power was out for five days. Wow, what fun that was! Did I miss anything? Ohhh, it looks like I did! I see Bob surfaced for a moment, and lightly left another one of those long winded comments.

Hey, you know what would help pick up the slack around here caused by absent Bob, and unreliable Randy? I'm thinkin' a lightly blog would do the trick. The theme could be something like "Speak lightly, and carry a big insult."

Pamela Beers. said...

I'm glad you're ok, Randy. I figured it was weather related.

I like the "lightly" blog idea.

Let's keep it all going. Bob'd be impressed.