Tuesday, March 15, 2011


As I was pulling into the grocery store parking lot a couple of days ago, I looked into the rear view mirror to make sure my hair looked good and my makeup was perfect, only to see a booger sticking out of my nose. Of course, it was one of those rare times when I was totally out tissues.

I did the next best thing. I pulled that dry crusty thing right out of my nose. Whaddyado with a booger on the end of your finger and no tissue? Well, I'll tell you the decision wasn't easy. I got out of my pick up truck and flicked it (the booger that is), thnking it would land on the ground. It didn't. It found it's permanent resting spot on the hood of a brand new hunter green VW. I emphasize the word permanent because when I came out of the grocery store 45 minutes later the VW was still there along with the frozen booger.

Maybe I should have filed an accident report.


Randy Johnson said...

Pam: You make a strong argument against cataract surgery. The public was definitely safer before you could see boogers.

Pamela Beers. said...

Not really. The the public doesn't have to look at them now.

lightly said...

this is snot the type of conversation i want to get into but if you walking in the streets with horse poop on your shoes a little booger on a car is the least of your problems

Pamela Beers. said...

HA! You make a good point, lightly.