Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Hand Grenades and Leaf Blowers

All the rules and regulations for flight travel are astounding at first glance. However, it's all pretty simple as to what you are allowed to take on board. I found out you can put just about anything into your suitcase as long as you check it at the baggage counter before boarding and pay $15 going and another $15 coming back, as long as your luggage weighs under 40 pounds. I don't know what happens if your suitcase weighs more than 40 pounds. They probably take your first born child.

My second favorite "not allowed on the plane" rule is NO HAND GRENADES. Duh! No kidding! The only reason I can think of for this rule is military personnel who are traveling. But then why would they travel with hand grenades? They know better.

My absolute favorite rule of all is (drum roll please) NO LEAF BLOWERS. Are you joshing me?! If my job required traveling with a leaf blower, I'd be looking for another line of work. Maybe the leaf blower could be used as a hair dryer or a dehumidifier or...never mind.

Just a word to the wise, leave those hand grenades and leaf blowers home or you may miss your flight. AND bring plenty of cash and at least one of your children.

2 comments:

Robert "Cranelegs" Crane said...

my question is when does hair blowing change to leaf blowing? i've had a couple of hair blowers that pinned me to the bathroom wall and in a pinch used them to clear the patio of debris and small rocks. there is a blurred line there somewhere.

Pam Beers said...

Hm-m-m, I like the idea of using my hair dryer to clean off the sidewalk and concrete slab I call a patio. Another great idea from the irrepressible Robert "Cranelegs" Crane.