Saturday, March 2, 2013

Cooters

For the last six weeks I've been up to my neck in horse pucky both figuratively and literally speaking, which means I've been busier than a one-armed paper hangar. With the days rushing by, it just occurred to me that my birthday is next month and I'll be "gulp" 70 years old.

Here's the deal: I'm thinking about starting a breakfast/coffee/bar business called "Cooters". All the waitresses have to be 70 years old or over and wear white t-shirts with the word "Cooters" in bright red lettering. The lettering will have to be placed slightly lower on the t-shirt to accommodate the natural aging process of the servers.

Coffee, bloody Mary's, and mimosas will be served along with scrumptious breakfast cuisine. I have all sorts of ideas for an extensive, healthy, tasty menu. In addition, to set the mood, there will be cool jazz playing in the background, and Itsme can showcase her watercolor paintings in the restaurant.

What d'ya think about that y'all? 

14 comments:

Along These Lines ..... said...

Like it.

Does this mean you will also start an entertainment company called Old Girls Gone Wild?

Pamela Beers. said...

Hey Nick, glad you like the "Cooters" idea. I'll accept "Aging Girls Gone Wild", but not "Old Girls Gone Wild". Just because one ages doesn't mean one has to get old. HA!

itsmecissy said...

I'm in!!! Better get some lots more painting done - lol!

Anonymous said...

My question: Bras or no bras?

~Carla

Pamela Beers. said...

itsme, start working on those paintings.

Carla, no bras of course. That's why the "Cooter" lettering has to be lowered to accommodate the gravitational pull of the aging process.

lightly said...

my advice is....
stop sniffing the pucky

Pamela Beers. said...

Lightly, you may have a very good point there. HA!!

Newt said...

Bring Cooters to Florida for the sunshine;stay for the demographics!

Newt

Randy Johnson said...

Like all great ideas, there may be a few wrinkles to iron out.

Pamela Beers. said...

Ev, I like the warmth of the Florida sun idea. Then we wouldn't even need t-shirts.

Randy LOL...Believe it or not, the wrinkles aren't too bad. It's the gravitational pull that has me flumoxed.

edenhills said...

That sounds like quite the fun establishment!

Rocky Mountain Woman said...

I'd be there everyday for a cup of coffee! wii fii????

bettyl said...

I like it!

Pamela Beers. said...

RMW: Thanks for reminding me. Yes, wifi included.

Eden Hills: Come on down.

Betty: Glad you like it.