There Must Be Something In The Air

There must be something in the air, in New York State, that makes people do stupid, crazy things.

Without sounding too hokey, Congressman Anthony Weiner is a real wiener who can't keep his weenie where it belongs. He's part of a new trend of politicians who seem to think that exposing themselves on their blackberries to unsuspecting females is cute or funny or a turn-on. What a bunch of numb nuts.

First there was our Democratic Party governor, Eliot Spitzer, who, in March of 2008, was patronizing a prostitution service called Emperors Club VIP. Next came Chris Lee, Republican Party U.S. Representative who texted himself half naked to an unknown female on Craigslist. Now we have A. Weiner (how appropriate), who sent pictures of himself in his underwear to various women.

So far we have two New York Democrats, and one Republican who think they're hot stuff. There are probably lots more who haven't  been caught yet.

I think we, as responsible voters, should take our elected politicians' taxpayer-funded blackberries away. Then we need to clean up whatever pollutants are in the air that are making our elected officials act like teenage boys on a bad testosterone trip.

C'mon guys! You're all thinking with the wrong head.

Sexting, Boinking, and Craigslist

What's with all these sport stars, celebrities, and elected officials?! Do they really think they're above the "code of the west", otherwise known as morality, integrity, chivalry, and honesty?

We've got Brett Favre who texted a photo of his penis to Jenn Stenger, the New York Jets game day hostess who never even met the guy. Then there's Arnold Schwarzenegger who boinked the household maid, and Christopher Lee, our own NY State elected official, who sent a topless photo of himself to some girl on craigslist using his own name rather than a fake name. All are married with a family. All are dumber than a box of rocks.

C'mon guys. What in the name of Mother Goose were you thinking?

Hey, Brett, just because you're secretly still a Packer, doesn't mean you have to take your frustration out on the NY Jets game day hostess.

And Arnie, I mean really; the maid?! Maria got you into the governor's mansion and she's beautiful. I guess your new moniker, The Sperminator is certainly accurate.

Chris Lee, I'm not sure if you're stupid or dumber than a brick. You were a Congressman, so I'll go with the brick.

Anyway, horse pucky fans, that's my take on the whole sordid mess. If you guys can't keep your pickle in your pocket, at least keep your feet dry.