The other day I was rummaging through some boxes in the basement and found my old Mother Goose nursery rhyme book.
After reading a couple of rhymes, my brain started reworking the rhymes into kooky, political flights of fancy. In other words adult ADHD kicked in, and Humpty Dumpty got turned into a political parody of sorts.
If you want to read on, do so at your own risk.
After reading a couple of rhymes, my brain started reworking the rhymes into kooky, political flights of fancy. In other words adult ADHD kicked in, and Humpty Dumpty got turned into a political parody of sorts.
If you want to read on, do so at your own risk.
Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
but it wasn't profitable for Humpty at all.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a stool
I told you to read this at your own risk. I hope you've stopped groaning.
but for Humpty Dumpty that, too, was un-cool.
Humpty Dumpty sat on the fence,
just like our local and federal government.
Now Humpty makes money using fence sitting tactics,
Now Humpty makes money using fence sitting tactics,
by lobbying, filibustering, and other money-grubbing antics.
I told you to read this at your own risk. I hope you've stopped groaning.
2 comments:
The is so funny...I hope nursery children will not follow these lines.
I hope they do. The need to know about politics so they can vote intelligently. Thanks for stopping by. I like your nursery rhyme blog.
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